"The Midnight Werewolf of Backdoor Love (Freddie)"
With a snarling grawl
your will will fall
by his promises
of intestinal peace
With a wink of an eye
he'll make you sigh
of relief
because he will deliver release
CHORUS:
Freddie
The beast has arrived
Freddie
ride him with pride
Freddie
his smile's kinda shady
Freddie
will not accept a maybe
Oh Freddie
Nature calls
Growling at the moon
with angst and might
wants to do a spoon
to partner's delight
What the f
you are awestruck
but keen on wee
that is too far
Cloud of fury
marking his territiory
Banging his head
shaking your shed
soon you will be
one of his pack
his cure his lure
deserves respect