“Ring Muscle”
I woke up this morning
Feeling a bit tense
My cheeks were soaring
Feeling no offence
Butt!
My ring muscle is pink and brown
And my trousers are hanging down
Butt!
Ring muscle x4
Oh the loving OoO
Let it embrace your middle finger
Kiss the bride joy inside
Stir around for a satisfying sound
My ring muscle is pink and brown
Guys I am in town!
CHORUS
I felt a haemorrhoid, it’s tense and pink
My haemorrhoids are in the sink
I feel really annoyed
The bum is my void
My ring muscle is pink and brown
And my trousers are hanging down
CHORUS
I have to ring someone
RING!
Ring muscle
CHORUS
Excrement, Head butt, diaerrea, faeces
Butt cheeks, Shit, Turd, and Poo
Passing the stool, Cut the cheese,
Lay a log, Do a number two
ASS WIPER!!!